SuperSlow + The Zone = A Marriage Made Halfheartedly?

Looks like Ken Hutchins took the plunge a little while back and “went corporate” with SuperSlow, forming the Super Slow Zone, LLC, complete with partnership with The Zone Diet (Dr. Barry Sears, 40/30/30, “eicosanoids will bring about the destruction of the universe,” you remember him, right?).

Sounds like a merger made in heaven. Or is it? Here’s an interesting link I found on the Zone Perfect website:

Cara Hogue talks about the supposed shortcomings of Super Slow training.

WHOOPS.

Well, I guess when you’re dealing with a huge corporate merger, little details get lost in the mix. My only hope is that Dr. Sears doesn’t elect to appoint Cara Hogue to the Super Slow Zone LLC advisory board. I can see it now: Ken Hutchins, Doug McGuff, Lou Abato, and the other SuperSlow Master Instructors sit down for a meeting, and Cara Hogue goes,”Hey Guys, I think we should incorporate some pliometrics into the SuperSlow routine.”

Heh.

OH! I get it now!!! SuperSlow training + The Zone Diet = The Super Slow Zone. No, really, I just got it, LOL.

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